Greetings, weary traveler. Sit down, relax. Take a load off. Have a drink. I assume you’re here because you’d like to buy me something. I mean, that is why you’re here, right? You aren’t? You give me that damn drink back right now.
I don’t know if you’ve heard, dawg, but Nintendo got this new console called the Switch. You can just get me one of those. Your uncle works there, right? Just paint your bike black and get on it! Get out there and be somebody!
Okay, fine. If you’re not a good enough friend to go steal me Reggie’s Switch, I guess you’ll have to make do with some of these ideas. Here’s the thing though: I’ll like whatever you get me, so don’t restrict yourself to stuff on this list, ‘kay?
Without further ado, here’s a little about me:
- Final Fantasy (VII, VIII, X, XV)
- Phantasy Star Online (OG Phantasy Star, too!)
- Dragon Ball
Of course there’s much more to me than that, but that’s what I can think to list. I wear a medium shirt and love fangamer stuff. I’m a big fan of video gaming history too, so any good books on the subject are always welcome.
If none of that works, then just send VegeDrake over with some pasta; we’ll work it out.